He's a very loud sexer too. It's very uncomfortable-making.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:29, archived)

tea whilst thats on
The spoon just moves about in the jar and he screams `yeeeehaaa` just as I pour in the milk.

I cannot eat yogurt whilst this is happening either.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:31, archived)

I spent a couple of weeks
kipping on my boss's sofa. She was going out with my supervisor. They had very noisy sex. Work was a bit... odd.

edit: and she had to shout at him in order for him to come, or he wouldn't. I'd be woken up by her shouting "COME YOU BASTARD!".
( CowJam, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:34, archived)

Did it work?

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:39, archived)

I can only presume it did
or she wouldn't do it just once on the majority of occasions when I heard them.
( CowJam, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 20:41, archived)