If you're going to learn a language, choose one that
a) you have a reason to
b) you have a genuine passion for
c) doesn't make you sound like a cum-gargling toothless hooker with smashed jawbones and a gullet stretched wider than baby P's shoulder-blades.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:27, archived)

I've always wanted to speak French

( Hankster, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:30, archived)

fair enough
it's not that hard to start; there's a million decent online resources to start you off. Paying money to schools for Elementary or Beginner classes is a mug's game.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:32, archived)

Downloading from Pirate Bay
I ain't fuckin' payin', innit
( Hankster, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:34, archived)

Rosetta Stone?
That's usually considered the definitive self-teach foreign language company
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:35, archived)

*scribbles out "Welsh"*

( vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 16 Nov 2008, 13:31, archived)