YES! JMG!15 hours of football, travel and nightclubs.
Who can beat that?
Come on. It's JMG. At least one of you must have a fuller cheeked comment to make?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:21,
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*A little bit of bump and grind*(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:26,
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*forces you down on one knee**uses you to boost self over wall*
*escapes leaving you to the coppers*
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I love how you go quiet once someone with a life hassles you(
broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:34,
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*Sounds the LOOK AT ME alarm*Point to where you want me to reply.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:35,
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YOUR NIPPLESyeah, we want to see your nipples.
I say 'we', I really dont, but seeing as I won that round I feel I need to humiliate you
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:38,
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Have you had some kind of confidence building drink?The last time you had a go at me past midnight over a weekend it took you a half hour to admit you were only having a laugh.
:(
Let's speed up the process.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:39,
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Lets look at the facts.You've already edited a post in this thread. You are on this website WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY more than the people you call fattys. When are you going to come to terms with the fact that the people you mock are actually you?
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:42,
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Who agrees with you on this.Let's see the replies.
I bet most of the people have previously thrown their toys out of the pram at me.
On the internet.
Would you say the amount of people is roughly around 98.5%?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:46,
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at this time of night? there's no one aroundthe fact is tho jammy, though you have one joke, it is just one joke
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:50,
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You just said "the people".There's more than us two on here, right now.
Come on.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:51,
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Do you want me to be all high and mighty to get things going?(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:51,
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Jammy, I like you & you are part & parcel of b3tabut you do talk some shit.
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:56,
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There's the first step towards this all being a bit of a laugh, then.Come on, let it all out.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:56,
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but at the same time, you have one joke which you havekept repeating for years
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 4:04,
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hahareally?
'I'm the king of the internet'
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 4:19,
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Excellent.When have I declared this, tonight?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 30 Nov 2008, 4:21,
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It's not like you've made that up, in your head. On the internet, now is it?Are you saying I'm King of the Internet?
That's not going to go well.
:(
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 30 Nov 2008, 4:22,
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Before you rattle off a reply that you've never said previously, let's have a recap of the highlight.You say Esme was chatted up by me, JMG, before she was with Noit, and that she turned me down?
Let's just get this clear before we add this to list of interoutbursts.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 30 Nov 2008, 4:26,
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i agree wit hbroadsword thenand into the unknown.
i'm off to bed now, so you two can have a gay lovefest all by yourselves on /talk
enjoy yourselves
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gnighti still want that kitkat or:
wouls it be violating to show them a video of this www.b3ta.com/talk/5595712
*runs off to bed*
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*re-uses your old posts in a sly attempt to be the new JMGonly better and more awesome*
*succeeds*
*profit and ladies!*
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Bare in mind!You've now got to run off with Esme.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:40,
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i di that 3 times this year aloneit's old now jmg, i'm on the lookout for something new and fresh to run off with
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The girl you tried to chat up on the phone but chose someone else?(
broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:43,
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I thought by the time I spoke to her, she was with Noit?Or has this fact completely faded into internet make-believe?
Did I chat her up? Is this what the internet has also told you?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:48,
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Internet relationships.Very serious.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:48,
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I was on MSN to esme when it happenedas I recall, it was before she hooked up with Noit
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:51,
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Now you're making things up.Or Esme didn't want to be with Noit when she was talking to me.
What do you, the internet make believe, want the outcome of this to be?
Are you going to tell on me?
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:54,
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Dude, take it from someone who knows.When you start getting paranoid, you gotta stop smoking so much weed.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:56,
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JMG's never touched drugs.It's for rough people and Evil Lu.
GOD I love Evil Lu.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:57,
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I call bullshit.Alcohol is a drug, remember.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:58,
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In which case I'm a heavy handler.:(
Oh good Paddy! How I wish you luck with the derby tomorrow.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:59,
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Should be a good match alright.Unfortunately I have to start work at 1 and shall miss it, but hopefully we'll get radio commentary on it.
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Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 4:02,
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I was at the Middlesbrough away game, today.The smog overcame the second half.
Filthy people in a filthy town.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 30 Nov 2008, 4:03,
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I'm not 'the internet'I'm a bloke, online when there is nothing better to do. Same as you.
I made nothing up.
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 4:13,
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I am in spainI am being waited on by two women
I think I win
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:26,
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You don't wanrt to know my travel plans for the New Year.Aberdeen will probably have to have a collective sit down.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:27,
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Tell me your plansI have a funny feeling I will still win
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:29,
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Abroad.Summer in wintertime.
Filming. It all kicking off.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:34,
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Also: Binkini shopping in advance.(
Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:35,
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Hmmm, my atlas doesn't have Aborad*edit* you damn ninja
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broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:35,
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RED RUMBLE!Oh Easty! You bastion of tomorrow's awesome.
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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:27,
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I'm tired JMG.And I've got to be up again to work tomorrow.
RED PROLETARIAT!
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ArthurTheRat, Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:28,
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it's fine for me,what's been changed?
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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 30 Nov 2008, 3:29,
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Oh, they've fixed it.It was just a blank page with 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 going across it.
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