Its the televisual equivalent of those 'entertaining' Dr Spastic's Almanac things that wankers buy.
( WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 12:59, archived)

Oh here's an interesting fact?
How many penises does a man have?

1? No everyone knows that in fact we have 17!
( WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)

Well, you're wrong.
It's funny. A curse upon you and your so called "opinions".
( Jobe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)

I like this exchange of opinions.
No.
You.
Are.
Wrong.

I.
Am.
Right.
( WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)

You.
Are.

M.
Is.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)

Maybe we could all go on telly, and just argue that.
Would that make you happier. There would be no witty banter, no Stephen Fry, no buzzers with amusing sounds and certainly no Jonathan Creek man.

Happy Christmas.
( Jobe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)

Witty banter? witty banter?
Its the most artifical, heartless attempt at cosy humour I've ever sat through.

If you want wity banter, buzzers, amusing sounds and quality contestants, there are plenty of half-decent shows to choose from.
( WormuIus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)