I'd buy out a bank.

( SuperMatt, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)

You can get them in the sales

(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)

But think about how much they'll be worth in 20 years
once everyone has forgotten about what went wrong this year
( SuperMatt, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)

downturn my arse
it'll all turn out to be another bird flu.
( WormuIus, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)