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I bet this has been done already today
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7804876.stm

I don't give a shit though.

If you had 100bn pounds in your account what would you do with it and stuff?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:28, archived)
buy a reasonably sized cake for after tea

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
Cake AFTER tea?
Is not computing.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
what he didn't mention was that he had another cake FOR tea

(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
I mean meal tea

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
You disgusting pov

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
lol error
In other news, a little while back someone had left the slip of paper in the cash machine sticking out after getting out cash, their balance was for 150 grand
I was well jealous innit
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
Bastard

(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)
can I have it back now please?

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
Gold teeth,
Fin
(I helped save b3ta! currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
I can bring a hammer and knock out all the current ones in preparation for a small fee

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
*Bums*

(I helped save b3ta! currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:40, archived)
Move it to my offshore account and buy Cuba

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
Can I then get fee accomodation over there for my kitesurfing trips?

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)
Yes, yes you may

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
Thankyou.
Cuba is an amazing place.
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
I'd buy out a bank.

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:30, archived)
You can get them in the sales

(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:31, archived)
But think about how much they'll be worth in 20 years
once everyone has forgotten about what went wrong this year
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)
downturn my arse
it'll all turn out to be another bird flu.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
The overdraft limit is 0.00 so how did it allow his account to go into overdraft?

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)
Because of an error.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)
The bank said a "technical error" was to blame and apologised.

(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
Yes, but the system should have rejected the transaction.

(I helped save b3ta! Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
It was a technical error.
The system had an error.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
Yes, but because of a technical error, it didn't

(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
There was no transaction...

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
that's why
it's a technical error.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
The system obviously had an error that allowed it.
Durrrrrrrr
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
ERRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)
You're being a complete fucking idiot.
Just shut up now.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
YOU ARE A FUCKING SPASTIC
FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
you fucking idiot.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)
OMG U R A MONG

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
I blame the internet.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:48, archived)
EAT SHIT AND DIE

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:57, archived)
i fucking love you've been framed

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 17:03, archived)
Barclays are shit.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:32, archived)
this
I bet they've actually lost 100bn but they're just covering it up.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
They just loaned it to HBOS

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)
move away and stuff

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:33, archived)
Buy every CD i've ever wanted
and a car.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:34, archived)
buy anything and everything i wanted

(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
money can't buy you love

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:35, archived)
it can buy you high quality actors though

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
I have 11p

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
11p can't even buy you cunt,
cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)
bet it could
you just need to know where to look

see you next tuesday - I have to becareful, I'm still at work
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:41, archived)
I'll offer you 11p for yours.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:42, archived)
ha!
you can't afford mine!
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:44, archived)
I'm pretty sure I can.
I'm quite rich.

Name your price?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:45, archived)
you want TOO much

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
I'm pretty sure I could buy everything I wanted and still have change from £100bn
I want you to stop judging me. $50,000 enough?
(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
$5000 would be enough

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:38, archived)
*gives $45,000 tip*

(I helped save b3ta! minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:39, archived)
"A Student .... Donald Moffat, 38 ..."
lolwhut? Get a job!
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:36, archived)
He could be doing a PHD or something
Though it is technically the role of a student, the research he is doing could be extremely valuable.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)
more like McDonald Moffat

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 30 Dec 2008, 16:37, archived)