This is all relative though.
If your needle cock wasn't the size of a polly pocket you might actually touch the sides.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:12, archived)

yours is the only cunt i have ever seen
that had a diamond junction on the outside of it
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:13, archived)

I can't help it if the queues of traffic for all those who would love to have me need proper infrastructure.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:16, archived)

you could at least take the dead ones out first
:D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:18, archived)