As long as you don't expect me to be the almost equally boring SS

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:15, archived)

nah
you are not thick enough to sleep with sexface..

oh..

wait..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:15, archived)

He raped me.
Oh no wait... only joking.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:18, archived)

*Click*

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:24, archived)