I doubt it'd be your libido.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:34, archived)

slept with anyone recently?

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:37, archived)

List how many more drugs you've taken than JMG too.
That's a surefire winner.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:39, archived)

i heard you were a really rubbish lay.
grats :D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:43, archived)

Mummy been spreading lies again?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:45, archived)

yeah, just before your dad fell out of the wardrobe with a camera
and a hardon.. your family is fucked up dude
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:51, archived)

Where were you hiding?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:52, archived)

i was probably out of my face on coke at the time
or something..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:55, archived)

YEAHHH! I'm going to tell the INTERNET!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:39, archived)

i dont need to
she did :D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:41, archived)

Was it Imogen Thomas?
I'd like it to be her.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:43, archived)

whatever floats your boat.

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:44, archived)

Have you had sex with him too?

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:37, archived)

If I ever had sex with a b3tan, Aberdeen would tipple over and Moohalaa would sob her eyes out.
I also imagine Baldmonkey would sacrifice a newer user.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 2 Jan 2009, 3:40, archived)

he was rubbish

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 2 Jan 2009, 4:00, archived)