Remind me again why I want to learn to surf.
_{I'm only kidding, I want to learn so I'll have something to do other than smoke weed and bum about on the computer on my days off.}
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:54, archived)

I'll answer this in the form of a psychic SMS.
Because life, my friend, is all about learning - on one level, expanding upon our own knowledge that we feel may be useful in later life,
right down to simply learning our mistakes so we can develop more as a human being and member of society.

oh, i thought that said 'stuff'.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:56, archived)

Because everyone surfs in Australia
and if you can't they'll all laugh at you and call you a poof.
(MooCow_Byter, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:57, archived)

Even the kangaroos surf

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 0:58, archived)

Even the sharks surf.

(MooCow_Byter, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:00, archived)