That's not what the brochure said!
=-(
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:02, archived)

You obviously got a different brochure from mine.
Mine described this site as being at the cutting edge of internet humour. If I'd known what it's really like I'd have taken 4chan's pension plan.
( Lord Gnome, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:13, archived)