We're doing dog puns, you wag.

( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:12, archived)

Dogs are hard, fish are easier.

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:22, archived)

You said it man.
High five! *smack*
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:26, archived)

How'd you get loose?
*Re-binds*
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:28, archived)

MMMMMMffff!
*struggle*
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:33, archived)