I'm only guessing
But I think you're trawling for laughs.
( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:19, archived)

Caught by the spider!
Help me!!!!
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:20, archived)

*Binds in arse-silk*

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 1:23, archived)