I have a bit of a thing for Bono.
Though he'd have to keep his shades on to hide those hideous piggy eyes. My bottom lip hurts today and I don't know why. Hello.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 8:46, archived)

If it's lip cancer I have just the thing for you.
*falls off stool laughing*
( Bou : nobody ever says anything about dirty old women, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 8:50, archived)

How would your fat, bloated neck cure lip cancer?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 8:54, archived)

Magic Salt.

( FoldsFive, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 8:57, archived)

When I was a kid my mum used to ask my brother (who is rather pesimistic and stroppy) if his buttom lip hurt from dragging it along the ground all day

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 8:50, archived)

I am pessimistic and stroppy
I'm not your brother though. I think it could be something to do with the bit of metal rammed through it. Though I've had this piercing almost ten years and I've not really had much trouble before. Oh well, i'm sure it'll go away.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 8:53, archived)

It would be very odd if you were my brother, on so many levels
Ah, that would make sense, is it possible to eat something that will make it hurt? I only have my ears pierced but I find going out in the cold makes them hurt like mad.
( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 8:55, archived)

Well i woke up with it.
I haven't eaten yet. I might've just slept too heavy on it or something. I took it out and cleaned the jewellery and the piercing this morning so hopefully i should be a okay.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 19 Jan 2009, 9:01, archived)