I need a date. I think I should sign up for an online
dating agency, as all the women I meet at work are like men. Well, most are.
( Druid, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 0:42, archived)

You mean, they are actually men
or just like men?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 0:42, archived)

They're women, but they're like men.

( Druid, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 0:44, archived)

*waves*
Hello
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 0:44, archived)

With norks like that and a love of shoes, you're about as far from male as you can get.

( Druid, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 0:47, archived)

But I drink lots and shout and have a mouth like a docker
and I'm violent. And I like football.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 0:49, archived)

And you like cock.
That's not exactly manly, unless you're Guy Garvey.
( Druid, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 0:52, archived)

HE'S NOT EVEN GAY
LEAVE HIM ALONE
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 0:53, archived)

are there any men-like women there?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 0:46, archived)

Yes. I thought that's what I said.

( Druid, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 0:48, archived)

imagine that post
but typed the way I meant to.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 0:50, archived)

What?
To make sense and not show that you've clearly been drinking?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 0:52, archived)

Look if you fancy me just fucking say it.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 0:57, archived)

It's not you.
It's the hair.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 1:00, archived)

Hell yeah.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 1:18, archived)