I've managed to stir my head from my desk long enough to greet the Great JMG
Hail JMG!
( Theoban What of it, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)

I'm thinking of becomming a rock star.
This shall cause upset in the down and not getting up community.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:24, archived)

1, 2, 3, 4, JMG o'clock rock

( Theoban What of it, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:24, archived)

eco m
Sell the video rights to boost your meagre dole income
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)