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*A lot of desk thumping, JMG anthem, board meetings, top hats.*
Hello etc.


How has JMG affected your day, so far?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:20, archived)
I've changed my name again
I can imagine this will cause upset.
(__, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
I've already decided that 18 b3tan usernames I don't recognise are indeed, you.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
Well, it's pretty obvious

(__, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
I think you should change your name to Rocky Dennis

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)

Rock +m Dennis
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
How much longer will this go on?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
At least another three or four days I should think.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
Hurrah!

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
What is "ym"?
It's slowly becoming the poorest attempt at a LOOK. A MEME. JOIN IN PLEASE. LOOK. that we've had on here since Cock Friday or whatever that was.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:47, archived)
It's not great, but it's still better than that bloke from Newcastle who thinks everyone finds him hilarious

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
You want me to think you're on about my good self, right?
But you'll then switch to Friz.

:(
Poor Friz.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:50, archived)
You're from Newcastle?
How are we supposed to know that then?

Do you also have a large face?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:51, archived)
I feel this is now doing little more than making me appear down at your level.
Let's end this gay banter quickly before you're accused of being my mother.


..and Friz is a hoot.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:53, archived)

m other
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:55, archived)
I'm upset that I'm not on your list of interesting B3tans.

It makes me :(
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)
NOT MY DECISION. NERD.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:11, archived)
i'm on there
SUCK IT
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)
See. This is where the list really does wonders.
*Firm handshakes*
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:15, archived)
i include my presence on your list in my CV
employers are climbing over each other to hire me
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:20, archived)
The fact that you've knocked my thread off of the top will probably cause me to make racist jokes..
..overeat and question your employment credentials.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
I've decided you are harbouring a plot to KILL PRINCESS DIANA IN BRIGHTON.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
You dropped this
+mock your baldness
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:42, archived)
I had a wank earlier
and the thought of JMG meant it took longer than normal to finish.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
I read in the paper last week about "The new viagra" that lasts up to 36 hours.
I can't think of a more fustrating thing than having a stiffy for 36 hours.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
You're supposed to put it in people

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
But only if you ask nicely first.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
Or shout SURPRISE!

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
Shouting SURPRISE makes everything okay.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:46, archived)
Is this because after every few moments you stopped everything to moan?

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
No it's becuase the whole incident was a lie designed to get me attention form girls on the internet
Who are probably fat.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:23, archived)
You haven't, up until the point I read your post just there.
Which, let's face it, had a minimal impact.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:21, archived)
That's the spirit!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:23, archived)
He's given me some threads to read.
Ace ones, at that.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
*Triumphant nod*

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:23, archived)
*responsive return nod*

(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
sorry to piss in you pot noodle
but i hav not really got into you threads today


mainly because i was doing something else when you posted them
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
Alright I'm going to require some help with this.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:23, archived)
Apparently you're a Pot Noodle
And he's pissing in you.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:25, archived)
What the hell is he using as Soy Sauce?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:26, archived)
Cheese

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:27, archived)
Chevron.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:30, archived)
BIGGER !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
Bigger one

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:39, archived)
C C C CCOMBO BREAKER

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:40, archived)
bad dg

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
:D I'm feeling quite boisterous today :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
boysauraus

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:48, archived)
*T-Rex Penis Arms*

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:03, archived)
OH MY GOD I AM SO IN LOVE WITH YOOOOU!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
*Roars and chases you in your 4x4*
*/looks in wingmirror/ "Errections in this mirror are closer than they appear"*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:17, archived)
YEAH!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:29, archived)
:: SAD FACE ::

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
i thought i was on reddit for a minute there

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
I think it's a sweet and sour one actually.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:27, archived)
i had a pot noodle for lunch actually
it was beef and tomato yum
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:30, archived)
basically
im saying you have not affected my day so far
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:29, archived)

This is a pictorial representation of everything you have posted today.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:31, archived)
i didnt
think i had posted thst much, is that /talk and qotw combined?
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
Yes, it's been THAT memorable.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:36, archived)
<sarcasm> awesome </sarcasm>

(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:43, archived)
I don't normally approve of Badger's pissing and moaning about BGNers but in this case I'll make an exception.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:56, archived)
well
im not sure if i should want to thank you or kick you in the teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)
INTERNET HARD MAN. BE AWARE.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:06, archived)
FUCKIN' WANNA ARMWRESTLE?!?
I LEARNT TO FIGHT WATCHING WWF!

*punches like a sad panda*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:12, archived)
FEAR NOT I AM INTERNET LAWYER

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:14, archived)
i seriously
dont remember typing that, im going to have to give up having cider for lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 21:06, archived)
I've managed to stir my head from my desk long enough to greet the Great JMG
Hail JMG!
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:22, archived)
I'm thinking of becomming a rock star.
This shall cause upset in the down and not getting up community.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:24, archived)
1, 2, 3, 4, JMG o'clock rock

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:24, archived)

eco m
Sell the video rights to boost your meagre dole income
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
An anagram of dolebaldmum is Blamed Mould

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:24, archived)
That's the kind of link that shows that EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET IS TRUE!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:24, archived)
Where did these ridiculous suggestions of baldolemum come from?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:44, archived)
Aberdeen.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:45, archived)
Does anyone have the link to the FLASHPOINT of misery
I want to witness the birth of an internet saga.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:54, archived)
I'm now dizzy with excitement

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:29, archived)
Careful there.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
Have you ever spat in the eye of an american eagle and watched it's tears as the World Trade Centre burns to the ground?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:30, archived)
Not in these pants, no.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:34, archived)
Have you ever howled back at the wolfs of your forefathers as the pack slowly gets picked off by the white tigar one by one?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
Twice today already.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:52, archived)
I suspect half of
QOTW have
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:35, archived)
On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:49, archived)
JMG, did you give me this fuck of a headache?
Actually, I'll just claim that you did, seeing as everything is always your fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:32, archived)
I bring the flashing lights and the drumbeats.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:33, archived)
JMG
you truly are a Prince amongst men.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:38, archived)
*bleeds out of her eye sockets*

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:41, archived)
I reckon JMG's lack of influence north of the border is what caused my application to Edinburgh to be rejected. :(
Sort it out please. You don't even have to go past ABERDEEN.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:47, archived)
They've already used up their quota of gingers for the next few decades.
:(

I'd gladly employ you at JMG towers.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:51, archived)
Bad luck
Where else are you applying?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:57, archived)
SOAS and Leeds, but I don't like Leeds.
It also means that I have to get an A in something now, as Edinburgh wanted BBB while the others want ABB.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:58, archived)
What course are you doing?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:00, archived)
Chinese and Economics.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)
You better get your head down then.
I went through clearing in the end and it was a fairly easy process but I had a lot of good options for psychology degrees.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:07, archived)
JMG How have things progressed since my claims last year
www.b3ta.com/talk/5502585

I think we are on for an upset.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 15:58, archived)
I was still in Milner based gloom, there.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:04, archived)
JMG pundity proved incorrect on the internet?
Your secret it safe with me Jammy.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:05, archived)
You'll probably bring it back up near the top of the page, sometime.
:(
Not as many people look down here.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Mon 9 Feb 2009, 16:13, archived)