Is this a metaphor for your tits?

(__, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:16, archived)

*hopes it is*

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:16, archived)

sorry to dissappoint
I actually do mean my daughters.
( jenpots, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:18, archived)

*ignores that comment*

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:23, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5930726

or fake lezzing?
:\
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:28, archived)

Only sometimes

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:29, archived)

i'm willing to bet you ent EVER fucked another girl.
i'll bet all my booze fund on this.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:31, archived)

:0
not the booze money!
( well, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:33, archived)

she's pushed me

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:34, archived)

Please send you booze to:
Pickle Fairy
Pickle Fairy Towers
Aberdeen
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:34, archived)

proof please
that an actual girl has touched you.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:35, archived)

What kind of proof?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:37, archived)

oh for fucks sake pickle
get a grip. you fuck men. i very much doubt you munch minge.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)

I'm not gonna bother arguing with you as it is silly
But why would I make that up?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)

hahaha
jog on love
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:40, archived)

I'm a fake lezza
I only kiss girls
( jenpots, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:32, archived)

i hate that shit
get some dignity. it's always for a mans benefit
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:33, archived)

get fucked
I kiss girls I like, not for men.
( jenpots, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:35, archived)

sure you do
lovely stuff
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:36, archived)

Why are you so disbelieving?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)

attention seeking
it's fucking dull
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:42, archived)

Yeh. but if it's for yourself
How is it attention seeking?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:42, archived)

go away
you're boring me now
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)

it is
thanks
( jenpots, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)

wait
what
( well, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:36, archived)

she fucks men
but kisses girls. cos she likes girls.
go fucking figure.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:37, archived)

yes
I've tried more, but didn't enjoy it. That's why I'm a fake lezza. I may have mentioned this earlier.

edit: and I kiss the girls I like, not I like girls full stop.

Hang on, why am I explaining this.
( jenpots, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)

no, no you didnt
it was me that mentioned fake lezzing. you were the one that pushed the "real" thing.

enjoy your sex life. i just don't dig the lying about it for attention on the internet thing.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:41, archived)

of course
I'm lying. I forgot I was. I'll try and stop.
( jenpots, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)

yes

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:44, archived)

do you bang girls?

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:25, archived)

lesbians?
on my internet?
( well, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:27, archived)

wait,
it's not those fake lesbians again is it? :(
( well, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:28, archived)

no
there's real ones here too.
( jenpots, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:29, archived)

batdyke doesn't count

( well, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:29, archived)

batdyke?
one.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:30, archived)

One added me on MSN.
I've just realised this is pretty worrying, because my MSN isn't in my b3ta profile, so she's obviously done some in depth research.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:33, archived)

i think so :(((
FALSE ALARM BACK THE FUCK UP
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:29, archived)