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I look forward to the day when T-Mobile merge with British Airways
Then they can be "Batmobile"

What do you look forward to?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:13, archived)
you fucking off lol

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:13, archived)
Yeah I agree with this^

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:18, archived)
NOT LONG NOW MIKE
NOT LONG

In fact, wouldn't it be glorious if it was on Cock Tuesday?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:34, archived)
I'm in Manchester this Cock Tuesday, so I hope it isn't.

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:35, archived)
OH YOU FUCKING FAILURE
Manchester of all places.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:36, archived)
going out in about 30 mins

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:14, archived)
SO AM I!
I'm off into Newcastle though.

With a lolgirl.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:14, archived)
I'm going into MK with a lolgirl

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:15, archived)
FINISH HER!

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:23, archived)
Pfffft.
FATALITY!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:31, archived)
Milton Keynes?
Now THERE'S living the dream.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:28, archived)
Thats no lolgirl.
It's a huge concrete cow.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:32, archived)
Be sure to tell us you know girls in real life every time you meet up with one
Mention this several times
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:34, archived)
Are you picking on Spazzy Bran?
Ooh look at me posting from my phone!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:41, archived)
We may never know

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)
don't forget your puncture repair kit then

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:15, archived)
Oh yes, because she's a blow up doll
Thank you!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:16, archived)
No it's because she's the local bike

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:16, archived)
*sprays wine all over keyboard*

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:19, archived)
Were you toasting the joke?

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:24, archived)
There's a lady drinks in my pub who's known as the Community Snake.
Everybody's Adder.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:29, archived)
Thank fuck Druid is at the pub.
It could have nearly been snakey joke time then.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:32, archived)
ahahahaha
*click*
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:25, archived)
In case he pops her with his razor sharp wit?

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:16, archived)
Summer

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:14, archived)
Ant & Dec finishing

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:14, archived)
next week with my girls

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:15, archived)
Is this a metaphor for your tits?

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:16, archived)
*hopes it is*

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:16, archived)
sorry to dissappoint
I actually do mean my daughters.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:18, archived)
*ignores that comment*

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:23, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/5930726

or fake lezzing?
:\
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:28, archived)
Only sometimes

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:29, archived)
i'm willing to bet you ent EVER fucked another girl.
i'll bet all my booze fund on this.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:31, archived)
:0
not the booze money!
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:33, archived)
she's pushed me

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:34, archived)
Please send you booze to:
Pickle Fairy
Pickle Fairy Towers
Aberdeen
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:34, archived)
proof please
that an actual girl has touched you.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:35, archived)
What kind of proof?

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:37, archived)
oh for fucks sake pickle
get a grip. you fuck men. i very much doubt you munch minge.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)
I'm not gonna bother arguing with you as it is silly
But why would I make that up?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)
hahaha
jog on love
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:40, archived)
I'm a fake lezza
I only kiss girls
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:32, archived)
i hate that shit
get some dignity. it's always for a mans benefit
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:33, archived)
get fucked
I kiss girls I like, not for men.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:35, archived)
sure you do
lovely stuff
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:36, archived)
Why are you so disbelieving?

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)
attention seeking
it's fucking dull
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:42, archived)
Yeh. but if it's for yourself
How is it attention seeking?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:42, archived)
go away
you're boring me now
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)
it is
thanks
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:38, archived)
wait
what
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:36, archived)
she fucks men
but kisses girls. cos she likes girls.
go fucking figure.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:37, archived)
yes
I've tried more, but didn't enjoy it. That's why I'm a fake lezza. I may have mentioned this earlier.

edit: and I kiss the girls I like, not I like girls full stop.

Hang on, why am I explaining this.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:39, archived)
no, no you didnt
it was me that mentioned fake lezzing. you were the one that pushed the "real" thing.

enjoy your sex life. i just don't dig the lying about it for attention on the internet thing.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:41, archived)
of course
I'm lying. I forgot I was. I'll try and stop.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:43, archived)
yes

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:44, archived)
do you bang girls?

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:25, archived)
lesbians?
on my internet?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:27, archived)
wait,
it's not those fake lesbians again is it? :(
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:28, archived)
no
there's real ones here too.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:29, archived)
batdyke doesn't count

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:29, archived)
batdyke?
one.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:30, archived)
One added me on MSN.
I've just realised this is pretty worrying, because my MSN isn't in my b3ta profile, so she's obviously done some in depth research.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:33, archived)
i think so :(((
FALSE ALARM BACK THE FUCK UP
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:29, archived)
BEERBEERBEER

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:15, archived)
stuff an ting

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:16, archived)
Easter hols in five weeks.
Starting intermediate logic in October.
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:16, archived)
bedtime
ROWR
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:16, archived)
it not being winter anymore
mainly
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:18, archived)
my holiday

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:19, archived)
Stuff and things

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:20, archived)
wit ting

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:24, archived)
Stuffing things

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:22, archived)
The future.

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:22, archived)
you need this: ä

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:28, archived)
April.

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:24, archived)
eventual happiness
i mean, it's gotta happen some time right?
(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:32, archived)
No

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:33, archived)
YES IT DOES

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:37, archived)
it happens whenever you decide it does.

(, Sat 14 Feb 2009, 20:44, archived)