Will /talk hit 6 million posts before the shut down?
Will we finally find out who is the father of moohala's child?
Will JMG's long golden locks save the children from the well?

Stay tuned to find out!

*old organ plays "dun dun duuuuuuuun" bit*
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:57, archived)

I think it'll make that today.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:58, archived)

It'll be closed down, and then in a year on /board
/links will awake with a start as /talk emerges from the shower.

"What a terrible dream I had" says /links. Fade to black.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)