WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T HE PUT UP THE CURTAINS?
What the fuck am I paying in for?
( SuperMatt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:25, archived)

Isaw you last night with a lady OooOooOO!
I was so close to running in there and screaming at you about cheating on me but I didn't as I was running late...
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:27, archived)

Oh man, that would have been hilarious
was it the brunette on the red head?
I was trying to chat up the brunette so it may not have been entirely appreciated then :P
( SuperMatt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:29, archived)

Brunette on the red head?
I meant "or", but the image in my mind is quite a sexy one.
( SuperMatt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:30, archived)

The brunette, I said to Seb she was quite pretty
Would have been EPIC :)
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:33, archived)

She is pretty
I danced with her last night. She's a good mover.
( SuperMatt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)