Donkey Gums had been looking forward to helping Supermatt and Gonzo fit their new curtains.He had a beaming smile on his grubby unshaven and curiously angular face as he drove to their pad in Soho; car windows down and Queen blaring from the pimp speakers in the back.
He was running a little early when he got there, happy to be doing his neighbourly duty. He pressed the buzzer for Gonzo to open the door to the batchelor pad and waitied for the door to open.
As he climbed the stairs, he could hear the sounds of a party coming from the top. His grin grew even larger, what wonderful timing he thought.
Opening the door to the pad, he witnessed a scene that could only be described as Roman.
The whole place had been emptied and large grey, soggy matressed replaced all the furniture. Amongst the heaps of filthy bedding were writhing sweaty bodies, all pale, all spotty and all large.
Donkey Gums felt sick rise in his mouth as the stench of poppers and lube tore through his nostrils.
One of the bodies had noticed him standing in the doorway and stood up, dropping the pair of swollen members he had been caressing. He staggered forward, tripping over the whale-like bulk of PickleFairy and stood before Donkeygums in a state of intense arrousal, his chopper glistening with natural anal lube.
There was a brief moment of confusion before DonkeyGums realised he was looking into the eyes of Gonzo.
There was a pause, Gonzo was about to speak but DonkeyGums silenced him with his gritty lips.
The two locked together in an uholy union and within moments were writhing atop a fleshy mound of Sammi and Bou. Tearing off his oh-so-tiny leather pants, DonkeyGums presented his pride to Gonzo, it's cresting head a lurid purple.
Gonzo began to tease the glowing prick with his flabby semetic tongue, which resembled a digeststive biscuit made from ham. The two lover's eyes remain locked and DonkeyGums grabbed at the curly Jewlocks and began to gobfuck Gonzo's open mouth. The muffled moans only serverd to arouse them both further and Gonzo began to rub his rim in preparation for what he hoped wold follow.
Donkey was happy to oblige and threw Gonzo across the hammock-like back of Bou. Between gasps Gonzo begged:
'fuck me like Hitler'
DonkeyGums entered Gonzo mercilessly, pummelling his hot bumflesh until it looked like chewed bubblegum. Supermatt has already crawled over to the pair and began to wank into Gonzo's face.
Soon Supermatt came and his glistening strands of hu-milk coated Gonzo's whiskers like Spiderman-tinsel.
'Oh God, I'm coming' moaned Gonzo, whose prostate was now the size of a Gala melon, after the repeated bonering from Donkey and without even touching his solid knob jizzed his translucent issue across DonkeyGums sparse chesthair.
This was the signal for Donkey to finish the job and pulling his shitty,lubey cock from the man-fanny, slapped it on Gonzo's chin.
Gonzo spazzed like a ragdoll as the HIV positive jism spooged into his eager mouth.
'Nom Nom Nom' he said, chewing the foul load.
instantly DonkeyGums picked up his clothes and strode from the room, but only after ruffling Gonzo's semen-drenched afro.
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WormuIus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:20,
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VADGE TUESDAY!(
baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:22,
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"fuck me like Hitler" made me chocke on my toast, thank you(
spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:23,
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I'm quite impressedhe got "Nom Nom Nom" into a non-lunch thread.
But I agree with cr3. Seb, you need to work more, get out more, or stay in more. Since I'm 500 miles away I don't care which, but if I lived in london I'd have you fucking sectioned in a heartbeat.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:27,
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NOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:24,
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You utter, utter fuck trench.I hate you.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:24,
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hahahello DG :)
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spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:25,
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I haven't read this yetI pressed refresh and thought I was on QOTW by accident.
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Theoban What of it, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:24,
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Now I have read itAnd have done an officelol
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Theoban What of it, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:27,
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WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T HE PUT UP THE CURTAINS?What the fuck am I paying in for?
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SuperMatt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:25,
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Isaw you last night with a lady OooOooOO!I was so close to running in there and screaming at you about cheating on me but I didn't as I was running late...
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:27,
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Oh man, that would have been hilariouswas it the brunette on the red head?
I was trying to chat up the brunette so it may not have been entirely appreciated then :P
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SuperMatt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:29,
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Brunette on the red head?I meant "or", but the image in my mind is quite a sexy one.
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SuperMatt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:30,
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The brunette, I said to Seb she was quite prettyWould have been EPIC :)
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:33,
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She is prettyI danced with her last night. She's a good mover.
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SuperMatt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:35,
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THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS, TALK BOARD(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:31,
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