I had the most bizarre conversation about Physics with a pissed up elderly man from Bristol once.
"Huurrghh.. relativity yer? The fashter you gew.. the less time effects you.. roight?".
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)

That's about the size of it

( Hankster, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)