Time is running out.
Soon I shall finish work and go for pints.
What do you people need explained to you before then?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:03, archived)

Quantum Physics
All of it please
( Hankster, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)

Teeny tiny things don't work like normal size things and sometimes they work backwards.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)

So Leprechauns then?

(empty_personality, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)

They'd be a perfect example.
You tell them to wrap a ribbon around the tree that treasure is under, and then, while you're not looking, they tie ribbons around every tree that could potentially have treasure underneath. Until you dig up the entire forest the location of the treasure remains indeterminate.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)

Or you could just
eat a bowl of Lucky Charms instead!
(empty_personality, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)

Heisenberg is driving down the road and a policeman pulls him over and says "do you know how fast you were going?"
and Heisenberg says, "no, but I know exactly where I was"
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)

*hearty guffaws*

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:15, archived)

lol
I dun a poo
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:16, archived)

I had the most bizarre conversation about Physics with a pissed up elderly man from Bristol once.
"Huurrghh.. relativity yer? The fashter you gew.. the less time effects you.. roight?".
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)

That's about the size of it

( Hankster, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)

quarks, eh eh eehh
leptons, doo doo doo
( spacefish bong!, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)

Why some of you have been on here all day.
It's LOVELY out.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:04, archived)

Because I'm at work.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:05, archived)

It's bright but still a bit nippy
My foray outside was riddled with cold hands and runny noses
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)

Were you noncing up the homeless kids again?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:11, archived)

Not on a Sunday, you godless fiend.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)

apparentlty string theory sucks
do you have any better ideas?
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:06, archived)

I have a Wispa

( Hankster, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)

that worked when i was 6
never again
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)

Yes.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)

Is one of them "Go to the pub"?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:08, archived)

Most of them start like that.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)

Irish Nobel Prize action

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:13, archived)

There's a pub in Dublin called Grogan's which is home to a lot of wannabe literary types.
The standard conversation in there goes as follows;

"I'm writing a novel."

"Neither am I."
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)

pfft
you'r the ghost of samuel beckett AICMFP
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:16, archived)

Arf!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:17, archived)

Life.

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)

That's when Mummy and Daddy love each other very much and have sex with birds and bees.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:10, archived)

oh and wht do the spanish couple across the hallway
always have their fights in THE hallway
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:07, archived)

Mediterranian types like to hang around in the front garden.
In flats they hang around in the hall.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:09, archived)

is there a spray i can use to stop this?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Sun 29 Mar 2009, 18:12, archived)