He thought about holding up an off-license,
but it was a bit too whisky.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)

He mentioned he went to a motorcycle stunt school for his birthday,
had a wheely good time apparently
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)

His wife was upset the gardening wasn't even started
"But i was weeding a bloody book"
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:22, archived)

No, no, no, I said, where is your wheely bin?
OK, I really been having a wank.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)