You could just shave...

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:33, archived)

I've tried already mate
apparently it's "symbolic of the oppressive nature of our inherently patriarchal society" or some such.
( Fenris temporary Lazarus, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:35, archived)

Oh.
*demands a wench to oppress*
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:39, archived)

Volunteers
I'll be your wench.
( icklepeach *relurks*, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:50, archived)

*oppresses*
700M and still 7hrs to go.. hurrah

/sad
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:56, archived)

:( I'm only on half that!

( icklepeach *relurks*, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 10:19, archived)

*takes note*
That's a good one, I'll remember that ;)
( Dekazer, Thu 30 Jun 2005, 9:41, archived)