I'm having chili
but I made it yesterday, with steak, and let it cook for a couple of hours, and it's going back in the oven for another couple of hours when I get home.

CHILIWIN.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)

HARRUMPH.
I cannot beat this. It is normal mince because my tight-arse wife won't let me have steak mince.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)

Still
at least he has a tight arse. Presumably all the better for you to peg?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)

I have next to no interest in men's bottoms.
yes
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)

I hear this is a PERFECT excuse to dump him and go out with slightly chubby people who go by the name of 'gonz' on the internet.
I'm sure I've heard that's a good thing to do, somewhere.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)

Thing is, Gonz, I waited for him for 6 years.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)

I do hope you were waiting for some exciting reason....
... like you two were childhood sweet hearts, and just before he went off to join the war, he said to you "Sweetcheeks, you're a great gal, a guy like me would be lucky to haves a gals like you on my arm. Wait for me, my darling, I shall be back in a year."

But then he got shot down over enemy territory, and has.... [basicly, story from the film Big Fish].
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)