*expects mykey to strikethrough this to suggest you're performing a sex act on yourself*

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)

Well it IS chilli I'll be waiting for
I'm only human.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

Just don't do it afterwards.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)

In our house we use cutlery.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)