I endorse cash
"Cash! Rob Manuel says it's the ideal currency to obtain booze, prostitutes and giving tramps money for tea. GET SOME NOW."
( rob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:40, archived)

You'd go in direct competition to the Maestro "cash is dead" adverts?

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:41, archived)

it's a pretty good argument I think
tramps can't use Maestro cards to buy heroin
( rob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)

Now that would be interesting, a plastic-enabled drug-dealer.

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:42, archived)

"Do I get nectar points on a ten-bag of skag?"

( RR I love you ... in a way, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)

nectar methadone
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)

cash is king in the black economy
there's no VAT on smack.
( rob, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:44, archived)

See - that's just wrong...Smack = Luxury, therefore should have VAT charged.
The treasury would make millions. I shall alert HMRC immediately!
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)

It'll happen.
I bet it does already, actually. At the top end. "Black AMEX? that'll do nicely, sir. 10g of finest Bolivian and two high-end hookers. It'll appear on your bill as "ring-binders and miscallaneous stationery" for expense purposes"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:45, archived)

I couldn't possibly comment
*sniffs*
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 10:46, archived)