I know a joke about a farmer if that's any help?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:01, archived)

What do you call a farmer that's also a chameleon?
Farmer Chameleon
(__, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:02, archived)

What business to gay farmer's dabble in?
Fagriculture.
And what's their favourite typof of soil?
Sod-omy
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:03, archived)

These are the only 2 jokes I have ever made up myself.

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:10, archived)

i heard a wonderful joke tonight with the punchline, 'mick, mack, paddy, jack leave the wog alone

( mongychops, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:03, archived)

lime green hairy lip squid
no one sees that coming
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:05, archived)

That's the one about the building site, isn't it?
And the talking octopus plasterer.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 1:25, archived)