I pay to be tied up
and have Chris Packham print out BBC news stories, screw them up and blow them out of a toilet roll at me.

Hope this helps.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)

There he is again.
Is he your hero?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)

My dad
went to school with him
(Faidman, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)

my dad bit off Terry Nutkin's finger in the bath

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)

Ha ha ha ha
officelol
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)

needs more pain and beaks

( manolith hooray for me, Thu 30 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)