I suggest you get a bale of apostrophes
and maybe a second G.
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 9:50, archived)

You make my keybard smell of tea.

(FluffehNinja, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 9:51, archived)

I love you*


*In a non-sexual-not-get-me-arrested way of course.
( Hankster, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 9:52, archived)

www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-molest01.html ?
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 9:53, archived)

Bloody hell
*keeps hands in pockets*
( Hankster, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 9:54, archived)

the world's gone daft
a guy I work with was monitoring algal bloom on a lake, as he photographed the lake some little kids were paddling and were naked, he's been reported to cops for taking pics
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 9:57, archived)

You!

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 9:58, archived)

my but Comma's sharp today
eyes better?
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 9:52, archived)

Noes.

( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 9:56, archived)

optrex is kinda good
or cold tea bags, do you have hay fever?
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 9:57, archived)

I don't usually,
only a little bit if there's a fuckload of pollens.
Should the teabags be soggy or dry?
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 9:59, archived)