bugger
anyone got a light?
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:47, archived)

sure
*illuminates*
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:49, archived)

need fire
gasps
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:51, archived)

Frances the Firefly
says Never Play With Matches.
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:51, archived)

very good advice
purely medicinal need though
( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:52, archived)

Use your oven?
Unless you use an a electric one that is...
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:56, archived)

Matches matches, never touch.
They will hurt you very much!
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:52, archived)

I hated that fucking firefly.

( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:52, archived)

Did you see my fucking mouse?

( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:54, archived)

I did.
How ridiculous.
( Reid got it going on like Donkey Kong, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:26, archived)

And you don't learn much from it either,
other than that you shouldn't use matches if you're 2 inches tall.
( Malchick, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:01, archived)

Well,
it scared me enough that I didn't touch a box of matches until I was 10.
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:05, archived)

then you became an arsonist?

( Dill, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:06, archived)

The fire...
it's so pretty...
it dances for me and brings the holiness...
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 14:08, archived)

BURN ITS FUCKING WINGS OFF!

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 13:58, archived)