Gilgamesh told me that women produce eggs.
It's the most frightening thing I've ever heard in my entire life.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:30, archived)

I lay mine onto toast and then eat them like scrambledy caviar

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:32, archived)

GOOD LORD.

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:35, archived)