You crazy romantic fool

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:51, archived)

She'll be champing at the bit.

(MooCow_Byter, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:51, archived)

I'd give her
a quick ride round the paddock.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:53, archived)

Then she'd start
shitting HORSE EGGS and I'd get all disgusted and scared.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:55, archived)

i'm actually getting her a basket for the front of her bike
and tickets to a take that concert.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:53, archived)

i am glad that i have gotten away with this.
i will probably have to go to the take that concert too :(
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:08, archived)