I walked face first into the same door twice yesterday.
Usually it's just hooked, so if you lean on it (it's rather heavy) it'll open, so I don't break my stride. However, yesterday, it was properly shut so I smashed into it at quite a pace. Then again about an hour later.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:54, archived)

Was anyone watching?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

No, it's just around the corner from where everyone is
they heard the bang and the 'aaah, fuck' each time though. So it's still quite embarrassing.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

Ah, that's not good

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:01, archived)

It's not brill, no.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:02, archived)

I was filming

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

HAAAAAAhahaha

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

Thank fuck I'm so sexy.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

We had a huge heather of a teacher at school...
... who was moving one of those telly-trolly things through some double doors.

Two kids opened up both doors for her, she thought they were calling her fat, and then she susspended them for the rest of the week.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:57, archived)

Score for the kids.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:58, archived)