Ewww dude
I bet she has a sagging down arse and her tits are like flaps of flesh with the nipples pointing downwards. Like wombles noses.

And I reckon her fanny is more squamous than a shaved pugs face pickled in vinegar for 100 years.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:34, archived)

Who cares?
I'd take her and Felicity Kendal in my fantasy BBC threesome.
( SuperMatt, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:37, archived)