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Who the fuck does Joanna Lumley think she is?
Brown should have faceraped her.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
I'm not entirely sure what's been going on there
Does anyone want to give me an unbiased history of the situation?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
George Bush hates black people

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
George Black hates bush people

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
George People hates Black Bush

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
Who doesn't?

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
market?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
Black Bush is a lovely blended irish whiskey
the man clearly has no taste
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
People hate George's black bush.

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
I think I'm up to speed on this
As every day passes, I feel more certain that I am going to vote Liberal in the next election.
Problem is, I imagine that for every person who splits from the Labour vote for Lib Dem, there will be another who changes to Tory, which will increase their votes, leading to them winning the next election.
DO NOT WANT
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
Voting liberal is like shitting on a tramp
sounds like it's a bold statement, but once you've done it, who will actually notice ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
We all need to vote BNP
They'll defend us true English people. By English I do mean Scottish, Welsh and Irish too.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:38, archived)

vote kill the
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
But I can't be doing with Labour any more
If I'm found INNOCENT of a violet crime my DNA stays on the database for 12 years.
If I'm found INNOCENT of a minor crime my DNA stays on the database for 6 years.

The problem I have with this is that there is no difference between my innocence of either crime! I'm being punished and the sentence for that is decided by something that someone else has done.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
Like you've never had your DNA all over 12 and 6 year (olds).

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
.....ZING !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
They're all as shit as each other. I'll vote for the one that sorts me out the best.
Monster Raving Here I Come.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
I agree with her
Gurkhas are cool. I want a house Gurkha.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
i like them drunk
/loves pickled gherkins
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
I hate it when they put them in burgers.

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
Who the fuck do you think you are?
I'm betting Lumley thinks she's something to do with the gurkhas consider her father was a major in the gurkhas and she was born in india. Cock breath.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
I think I'm Reptoslicer
Part robot part dinosaur.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
YEAH FUCK THAT BITCH
FUCK HER YEAH FUCK HER YEAH YEAH FUCK HER

What are we talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
Gerontophilia

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
Ugh, that's sick dude
Fucking Geronts? Ugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
I'd still fuck her.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 7 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
Ewww dude
I bet she has a sagging down arse and her tits are like flaps of flesh with the nipples pointing downwards. Like wombles noses.

And I reckon her fanny is more squamous than a shaved pugs face pickled in vinegar for 100 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
Who cares?
I'd take her and Felicity Kendal in my fantasy BBC threesome.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
LOL the Internet, distilled.

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
Do you not like gurkhas then?

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
They're the first thing to be picked out of a Big Mac.

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
I quite like them in, personally.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
Is it true to like a massive wally between your baps?!?1/one!?!?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:44, archived)
Calm.
Now then- what?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
I love JoLum.
I'm superstressed and not even a chocolate digestive is calming me down. :(
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 7 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
Don't be wally...
*wonders if anyone will get this joke...*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 7 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
*Sympathy Laugh*

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:17, archived)