It's a sobering thought when everybody you've caught up with in the last week has a sprog
Or is having one.

My ovaries are itching.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:53, archived)

Heat a bit of barbed wire over a candle and burn them out.
Problem solved.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

Just remember this:
Babies are shit.
( broadsword, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

Sometimes I regret having decided to not become a parent.
Other times I see what other people's kids are like and I smile like a smug bastard.
( Lord Gnome, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:57, archived)

Yeah, I'm a bit crap at childcare at the minute.
I heated a bottle made with cold water for my niece. Whoops.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:04, archived)

Is that supposed to kill them? Or is your sibling a mong?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:08, archived)

You're supposed to boil the water then cool it down
Due to the bacteria in the water. My niece was ill for days.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:10, archived)

Bollocks.
Does she get her water out of a puddle?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:11, archived)

It's up north
Also: www.babycentre.co.uk/baby/formula/boilingtapwaterexpert/

*she was about 4 months old at the time, my sister had to stop breastfeeding due to a blocked gland or something*
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:21, archived)

Does the north not have a clean water supply?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:22, archived)

I believe there's something about Chlorine and other shit in water

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:24, archived)

Chlorine kills germs.
This sounds like a job for ... dun dun duuuuuh! Basic Education.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:33, archived)

my best mate has two sons. her eldest starts school this september.
and she got married on Saturday.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:57, archived)

Dreadful slaggery.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:59, archived)

yeah, what a whore
and what a way to make me look like i'm slacking on the life front! ):
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:06, archived)

You hopeless spinster.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:07, archived)

stop hanging around with breeders then
people who think their sole mission in life is to spit out a gloopy sack of wriggling fluids rarely have much to say at dinner parties.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:11, archived)

Well that's just not true.
The admission criteria for the local primary schools is VERY interesting.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 7 May 2009, 19:17, archived)