It seems that everybody is having a baby these days.
Is it another baby boom?

If you had a baby, what would you call it (name for boy and girl)
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:48, archived)

Adam for a boy.
Bethan for a girl.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:49, archived)

Then why did you call yours Chegwin, you daft twat?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:51, archived)

haha
wait, srsly?
( well, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:51, archived)

No. Of course not.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:53, archived)

Needs more Ascii Picard.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:53, archived)

Bethan was our second choice for a girls name.
So, if we had another girl we would call her Bethan. See?
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:52, archived)

Bethan?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:51, archived)

Yes.
Bethan.

www.babynamenetwork.com/Baby-Name/Bethan.htm
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:52, archived)

Fair enough

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

www.b3tards.com/u/bad7436b035054876c55/ohmy.jpg
(__, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:49, archived)

Is that Jenpots?!

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

Could be.

( mcdoof fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:57, archived)

I'd name them numerically to avoid confusion
Juan, Two and Frea
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:50, archived)

Me and E are not all that fussed about what we call our kids when we have them
however their middle names will be if boys `Super` or `Spider` or if a girl it will be `Wonder Wo`

My last name is Mann.

nuff said.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:50, archived)

I love you both more than is reasonable.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 May 2009, 18:51, archived)

My sisters married name is Driver
she has as her kids middle names
Mini,
Rally
and
Race
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

I refuse to believe this.
Although one of the girls in work has a sister-in-law who named their child Drew. Their surname is Peacock.

o_O
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 May 2009, 18:58, archived)

No word of a lie
its all true.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:05, archived)

Not 'screw', 'pile', and 'are you talkin to me I don't see anybody else here taxi'?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:58, archived)

Screw is good
I would suggest this to my sister but she has had the op.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:07, archived)

So now she's your brother?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:08, archived)

nah, she cannae have any more kids
her tubes were cut
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:14, archived)

Hahaha, mint!

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:51, archived)

My cousins were given the option of choosing new first names when they were adopted.
The youngest one chose 'Superman'.

They decided it was probably best to keep his original name.

Spoilsports.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:52, archived)

Imnot Hugh

( broadsword, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:52, archived)

Baby P 'Doh

( broadsword, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:50, archived)

"Main Course"

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:50, archived)

Cephalopod if it's a boy
Gruffalo if it's a girl.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:50, archived)

(:

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:05, archived)

Baby names?
Boy- Joel
Girl- Angela
( Lord Gnome, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:51, archived)

I'm not sure.
There are lots I like, but I haven't whittled it down yet.
( rosie posie tingly bongly, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:51, archived)

I like Maisie, but I think it wouldn't work what with my name being Rosie.

( rosie posie tingly bongly, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

Actually I completely forgot that one of my daughter's is going to be called Matilda what like my middle name is.

( rosie posie tingly bongly, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:55, archived)

Will you call her Tilly for short?
Like the lamp. And the band.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:57, archived)

Boy - Jack
Girl - Sarah
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 May 2009, 18:51, archived)

One of my favourite films ever ever.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 7 May 2009, 19:02, archived)

It's an ace film
but Jack is after Badger's Grandfather (who passed away a few years ago), and Sarah is....well, after seeing Kuffs when I was an impressionable teenager, I decided that my daughter would be called Sarah. Like what Kristian Slater's daughter was called in the film.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 May 2009, 19:23, archived)

christ, /talk is awful sober

( well, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:51, archived)

It's a sobering thought when everybody you've caught up with in the last week has a sprog
Or is having one.

My ovaries are itching.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:53, archived)

Heat a bit of barbed wire over a candle and burn them out.
Problem solved.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

Just remember this:
Babies are shit.
( broadsword, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

Sometimes I regret having decided to not become a parent.
Other times I see what other people's kids are like and I smile like a smug bastard.
( Lord Gnome, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:57, archived)

Yeah, I'm a bit crap at childcare at the minute.
I heated a bottle made with cold water for my niece. Whoops.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:04, archived)

Is that supposed to kill them? Or is your sibling a mong?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:08, archived)

You're supposed to boil the water then cool it down
Due to the bacteria in the water. My niece was ill for days.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:10, archived)

Bollocks.
Does she get her water out of a puddle?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:11, archived)

It's up north
Also: www.babycentre.co.uk/baby/formula/boilingtapwaterexpert/

*she was about 4 months old at the time, my sister had to stop breastfeeding due to a blocked gland or something*
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:21, archived)

Does the north not have a clean water supply?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:22, archived)

I believe there's something about Chlorine and other shit in water

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:24, archived)

Chlorine kills germs.
This sounds like a job for ... dun dun duuuuuh! Basic Education.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:33, archived)

my best mate has two sons. her eldest starts school this september.
and she got married on Saturday.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:57, archived)

Dreadful slaggery.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:59, archived)

yeah, what a whore
and what a way to make me look like i'm slacking on the life front! ):
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:06, archived)

You hopeless spinster.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:07, archived)

stop hanging around with breeders then
people who think their sole mission in life is to spit out a gloopy sack of wriggling fluids rarely have much to say at dinner parties.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:11, archived)

Well that's just not true.
The admission criteria for the local primary schools is VERY interesting.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 7 May 2009, 19:17, archived)

I only know girls names that I like.
Emma or Emily, and Lucy. If it's a boy then the father can decide.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:52, archived)

I used to like the name Blake for a boy until Amy Winehouse messed everything up.

( rosie posie tingly bongly, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

that BITCH

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:02, archived)

lego

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Thu 7 May 2009, 18:53, archived)

Nooo don't talk about babies
*wants one*
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:54, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6132582
( broadsword, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:55, archived)

I know
I still want one :(
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:58, archived)

babies are awesome

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:00, archived)

*sighs*
Bend over then
( broadsword, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:00, archived)

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:05, archived)

I'm sure if you hang yourself upside down it might happen faster

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:07, archived)

Should I learn how to walk on my hands?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:19, archived)

No, just hang there until you get a proper rogering.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:23, archived)

hmm...seems around here that everyone is getting married
I've no idea, I like too many names. Something different that isn't heard frequently here, Iliana or Nicolai...
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 May 2009, 18:57, archived)

Cletus

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:00, archived)

Cletus, Earl, Bubbie, Bobby-Jo

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:03, archived)

GGGGGGRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHH

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:00, archived)

I don't know anything about that
but that stand-up show on R4 that just finished was ok
"I went up to a man in the street and said punch me in the face.
He did and next thing I'm lying there on my back thinking, i asked for that"
( Three Dog Man, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:03, archived)

I only caught some of it when I was in the car
I liked the dude talking about airplanes.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:06, archived)

R4?
Speaking of telly, there is a man on the One Show at the moment with a ridiculous face. Even moreso than Adrian whatsisface.

*edit* oooh radio 4, I thought you meant a telly channel
( broadsword, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:07, archived)

Shitlegs
Rover
ChangeYourOwnFuckingNappy
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:03, archived)

That might backfire when you're old and shitty-nappied

( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:09, archived)

Patrick and Helena.
I like Milo too but it's a dog's name, really.
( ArthurTheRat, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:07, archived)

And horrifically middle-class.

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:08, archived)

Fido.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:09, archived)

It was the name of the dog in The Mask I think
.
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:17, archived)

Do dogs have a class system?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 7 May 2009, 19:18, archived)

Nemo

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:07, archived)

You'd keep losing him.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 7 May 2009, 19:18, archived)

pfft

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:24, archived)

Ruby and Noah.
Both used in the last year by Charlotte Church and Chris Evans.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 7 May 2009, 19:09, archived)

Mix it up a bit.
Rooarrghh! and Noobie.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:10, archived)

Noah was always my choice for a boy as well
But one of my work colleagues has a son named Noah and now it seems weird.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:13, archived)

Seth or Jonah for a boy
Miriam for a girl

/big Jew-fest
( its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:09, archived)

Abimelech

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:11, archived)

Pah. That's jew-lite.
You want to go for Mordechai, Ezekiel and Bathsheba.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:13, archived)

Mordechai is a fantastic name

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:18, archived)

If that's Jew Lite,
what are the likes of David and Matthew? Ultra-light?

How about Hezekiah?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:18, archived)

No no no. Best Jew name is Ham.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 7 May 2009, 19:20, archived)

The best jewey name is clearly Shaznee or Keegan

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:16, archived)

ash?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:19, archived)

[I often thought,
Boy - Cornelius
Girl - Ellen ]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:20, archived)

wasn't Roddy McDowell's character in Planet of the Apes called Cornelius?
I believe he was.

This makes you a bad parent even before you've had children. You should be forcibly sterilised for even thinking that.
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:25, archived)

[ also the name of a character in series Robert Rankin novels heh. ]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:30, archived)

There's an off-license in Edinburgh called Cornelius.
It has one of the best logos ever. It looks like both a wine glass and a monkey. See if you can imagine that.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:52, archived)