Hello, it's me. JMG.
Feel free to explode on the internet.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 19:22, archived)

*explodes*
Now, are you going to clean up this mess?
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:23, archived)

I don't wish to revisit Aberdeen.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 19:24, archived)

I exploded on the internet though
The internet is everywhere.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:25, archived)

I'm not feeling it, JMG.
More PASSION.
( ArthurTheRat, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:23, archived)

We should meet, and form a plan whereupon my flags are raised in your city.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 19:26, archived)

It would replace the vague unease at the English flags I see every now and then that look just a little too nationalist

( ArthurTheRat, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:34, archived)

To be fair, they're tattooed on the scrawny arms of sailors down at Buggery Wharf.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:36, archived)

We're best to avoid such people, Shambles.
You too, Red Easty.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 19:37, archived)

Live long and prosper

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:23, archived)

cookie dough frijjs are not good.

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:24, archived)

I can't, I'm too fat and wheezy.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 7 May 2009, 19:24, archived)

I have great plans on how people can LOSE weight and COMPLAIN ON THE INTERNET at the same time.
I really should begin producing my own infomercials.
GMoS stars as audience participant C.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 19:27, archived)

Oh
Now my keyboard's all sticky
(Bert's other profile wants to wear your balls on a necklace, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:25, archived)

I exploded an hour ago.
Can't it wait?
( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Thu 7 May 2009, 19:25, archived)

I don't want to.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:26, archived)

*kablammo*

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:27, archived)

*MopsUpTheTea*
Good evening.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 19:28, archived)

that's all very well
but where's your dress-wearing assistant moohalaa? has he flounced AGAIN?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:28, archived)

He somebody upset that Queen again?
Am I going to have to drop a five on some bitch?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 19:29, archived)

Ka-ka-ka-ka-BOOM!
That was fun.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:28, archived)

I'VE BEEN DOING SOME TINKERING
www.b3ta.com/links/Slumdog_Milliner
(__, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:32, archived)

I'm wearing most of the internet as a dapper waistcoat.
I think I'll just leak a bit from the nipples.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:34, archived)

I just changed my computer's hard drive.
I copied my whole Linux.

So we'll have no explosions in here, if you don't mind, there's delicate stuff about and it will ruin the silence.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:46, archived)