wasn't Roddy McDowell's character in Planet of the Apes called Cornelius?
I believe he was.

This makes you a bad parent even before you've had children. You should be forcibly sterilised for even thinking that.
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:25, archived)

[ also the name of a character in series Robert Rankin novels heh. ]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:30, archived)

There's an off-license in Edinburgh called Cornelius.
It has one of the best logos ever. It looks like both a wine glass and a monkey. See if you can imagine that.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:52, archived)