Can't do bath, it's full of the lodger's hair.
I have gin.
No-one here to snog.
Too much to do to snooze.

I'm trying to sort out a sound system setup that a) does what I want it to do, b) I can afford, and c) will physically fit in my lounge.
I might have to get a man in.
( Druid, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:49, archived)

Get lodger to clean bath, snog him as payment, get a man in to sort the speakers, snog him too, drink gin, snooze.
DONE.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 7 May 2009, 19:50, archived)

You've got this all worked out.

( Druid, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:52, archived)

It's my favourite fantasy. Video it all.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 7 May 2009, 19:53, archived)

Then we can both watch it on the new cinema setup.
TOP IDEA.
( Druid, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

I'm VERY confused at this concept of a man CLEANING the bath.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 19:54, archived)

I'm even more confused by the concept of a man's hair clogging the bath.
Long hair is for girls, surely?
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 7 May 2009, 19:59, archived)

Pubes and body hair.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 7 May 2009, 20:02, archived)

How long/loose are your pubes that they're going to clog the bath?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Thu 7 May 2009, 20:04, archived)

to read the subtitles aloud and hum the theme tune?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:50, archived)

YES.

( Druid, Thu 7 May 2009, 19:53, archived)