they do a pack of 24 bog rolls for three quid down the road.
i can't tell the difference between them and the leading brand.
where does that leave me?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:53, archived)

With shit on your fingers
Probably.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

At that price, you can afford to double up.
You could even rub great wodges of it along your bumhole in absolute shit-finger safety. Sheer luxury.
( Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:27, archived)