Yay!
Fluff on my balls.
( Druid, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:46, archived)

Nice tits.
/obvious
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:47, archived)

And
spunk on your windows, apparently
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:47, archived)

Or ghostly apparitions amongst the trees?
/sprays ectoplasm
( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:48, archived)

Oooh, that's a new one...
"No, Mr Drycleaner, it's ectoplasm."
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:50, archived)

*adds to list*

( Druid, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:52, archived)

I bet Derek Acorah(sp) has tried that one a few times.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:52, archived)

I sometimes get a bit excited with tits resting on my balls.


'Tis a stain inside the double glazing really
( Druid, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:49, archived)

everybody does

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:52, archived)

that would drive me insane
my windows are filthy (well, up to as far as the ratbag can reach) but at least I know that if I clean them they'll look clean afterwards.

the ratbag is currently singing Bowling for Soup at me
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:53, archived)

It's really annoying,
but since me and ms D split up, the inside cleaning of windows has suffered a mini bit anyway.

I'm working on the theory that if they get dusty enough you won't notice the immovable stain.
( Druid, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:57, archived)

I was nuturing a nice little bird the other week.
In the end it wouldn't leave me :(
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:48, archived)

I used to put those out
but the squirrels, working in pairs, squirrel-handled them out of the trees and rolled them away. I should put them out again, I've not seen the squirrels since we started seeing foxes...
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 17:49, archived)