you didn't spend enough time on foreplay and your willy is too big

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

Is that what they keep telling you?

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

No.
I'm usually in the shame-cupboard by myself, pounding at my cork like penis hoping that people can't hear me.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:43, archived)

Everyone can hear your crying deeply.

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

The guttural wailings of a man wearing lynx products

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:49, archived)

you're not supposed to apply it to your nob

( turb0t, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:50, archived)

I can see him now, ramming the New Lynx Bullet down his japseye

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

You do stink like a secondary school changing room
Cheap deodorant barely masking the stench of sweat and fear
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

thats a nice compliment from a bloke
I try not to look at yours.
So far, I've succeeded.
( turb0t, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

You're trying to fuck a 3 year old btw.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:45, archived)