It went in my eyes not on my hands

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

You classy dame you.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

I'm currently working on my new invention, BUKKAKE GOGGLES
It'll be the new craze that sweeps the nation.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:45, archived)

i don't remember that m&ms advert

( spacefish bong!, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

It's the one where yellow finally gets angry at red treating him like a cunt
And rapes him, and red is left crying in the corner with a splash of yellow over his sad little face.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:46, archived)