WHO ELSE BUT MoT!

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:02, archived)

Stop bullying me.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 11:02, archived)

ONLINE?

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

and offline.
I know that was you.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

It'll never hold up in court

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

If you could put bread in
then fire out toast 30 seconds later, I could get you £1,000 a week in the West End.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

The difficult bit is holding the mini grill with my flaps
I might have to invest in sellotape.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

Dude
you are so hot the bread will just toast on your fanny.

because, like, you're really hot. Like, your fanny is.

And not cause you have the clap or something like that
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

I've located a copy of "HELP MY PUSSY'S ON FIRE 11!"
Turns out it's not an instructional video and the case smells of shame.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:11, archived)