It's what I'd rather have than see a ghost,
as that's the thing I fear most.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:02, archived)

I just had some very lightly done toast with butter
I sliced it in two and made a sort of sandwich out of it, like a hot butter sandwich.

It was ace.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:04, archived)