nooo your biscuit science needs more work
I am pretty sure that the TUC style is best paired with cheddar
the stinky blue stuff tastes pretty good with those digestive style ones that look a bit like a loaf of bread
and the dry cracker ones should only be used with soft cheese or challenging your mates to eat four in minute without water
( chuff monkey I AM him, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
Cheddar is the ASDA Value Vanilia Ice Cream of the cheese world.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:30, archived)

Cheddar is a necessary cheese
Late night cheese on toast just wouldn't taste the same with one of your FANCY HIGH FALLUTIN CHEESES
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:31, archived)

Emintile is at least 100 times better than cheddar for anything you would put cheddar on.
Except maybe pizza.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:35, archived)

Doesn't melt the same
Fail.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:37, archived)

WoooooOOO-ONG.
Try it, you'll see what I'm talking about.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:39, archived)

Don't be fucking daft gonz.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:36, archived)